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β‘ Book. Whispers in the Dark (WITD): Subtle Devotion, Lingering Shadows.
β‘ Word Count. 1,788
β‘ A/N. Genuinely funny and I hope you all enjoy this, especially since majority of my Readers are lurkers. Yes, I see you. wahahaha. I’m one as well, so I get it. Hope this is relatable to both writers and readers.
β‘ Yandere! Tumblr Smut Lord who writes the most unhinged, sinful, and depraved smut known to mankind. His works are the equivalent of opening Pandoraβs Box, except instead of unleashing evil upon the world, itβs just an endless void of morally gray men ruining readersβ lives.
β‘ Yandere! Tumblr Smut Lord whoβironicallyβtypes in lowercase, uses way too many ellipses, and adds βlmaoβ at the end of the most horrific sentences imaginable. He casually describes an extremely graphic, detailed CNC scene and then ends it with βidk if this is good lolβ like he didnβt just write a psychological thriller with dick involved.
β‘ Yandere! Tumblr Smut Lord who has mastered the art of βfilthy but poeticβ prose. Every line drips with decadence, torment, and skin-to-skin tension so palpable it could be mistaken for war crimes.
β‘ Yandere! Tumblr Smut Lord whose online presence is mysterious and unapproachable. A cryptid. An enigma. You assume heβs some hyper-sexualized sadist with a god complex, lurking in the shadows of the internet.
β‘ Yandere! Tumblr Smut Lord in real lifeβ¦ is a complete, sleep-deprived disaster of a man. Looks like he hasnβt seen the sun since birth. Drinks coffee like itβs an IV drip. Wears the same hoodie five days in a row and has approximately zero experience with physical intimacy. If a woman so much as breathes in his direction, he has a minor existential crisis.
β‘ Yandere! Tumblr Smut Lord who would rather die than engage in a normal human conversation. Gets flustered when the barista says βEnjoy your drink.β Mutters βyou tooβ and then contemplates vanishing into the ether.
β‘ Yandere! Tumblr Smut Lord who has 0.2 social skills, only capable of communicating via niche internet memes. The type of guy who would rather go mute than order food at a restaurant. Yet somehow, on his blog, he writes like he owns you, your soul, and your lineage.
β‘ Yandere! Tumblr Smut Lord who reads your likes and reblogs like an ancient seer interpreting the stars. Starts recognizing your username and associates you with your favorite kinks before he even knows your name.
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β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon who writes the slowest of slow burns. His stories are an agonizing descent into despair, betrayal, and emotional devastation. If you emerge unscathed, you read it wrong.
β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon who writes long, drawn-out, soul-crushing slow burns that emotionally ruin you. The type of author to have a 500k word fic where the leads donβt even hold hands until chapter 72; that by the time the characters confess, you have aged fifty years and achieved enlightenment.
β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon who weaponizes pain. He thrives on suffering. He will kill off your favorite character, rewrite history, make the protagonist go through 47 tragedies, and then gaslight you in the authorβs notes with: βHaha, donβt worry, it gets worse π.β
β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon who doesnβt believe in fluff or happy endings. If a couple ends up together, itβs only because theyβve been mentally and emotionally shattered beyond repair. Love should hurt.
β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon who has written a 500k-word enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-to-trauma-to-questionable-endings fic. Updates it once every eight months with a new chapter that wrecks everyoneβs souls.
β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon whose comment section is filled with cries of anguish, people begging for crumbs of relief, and threats of violence if he doesnβt update. He loves it.
β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon who in real life is a smug, terrifying presence. The type of person who naturally commands attention in a room, makes eye contact like a predator, and definitely thinks heβs superior to everyone. If you complain, heβll just smirk and say, βgood.β
β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon who will write a heart-wrenching monologue about grief and loss but will deadpan βskill issueβ when someone tells him they cried over it.
β‘ Yandere! AO3 Angst Demon who immediately notices you. AO3 shows your username under every chapter. You think you’re lurking, but he sees you. Youβve read everything. He grins. “Ah, a loyal masochist.β Now he writes just to ruin your life.
He decides to write a character based on you.
And then kills them off horrifically.
Just to see if you react.
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β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader who creates breathtakingly beautiful, emotionally fulfilling slice-of-life romances. His webtoon is an international hit, known for its whimsical storytelling, soft characters, and themes of love, redemption, and found family. So wholesome that you get secondhand diabetes.
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader who has a cult following. His fandom is peaceful. His Discord server is full of polite theorists discussing themes of love and destiny. His fanbase cries over his updates and makes hour-long analysis videos about his symbolism.
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader whose comment section is filled with βyou are saving livesβ and βyour work makes me believe in love.β He responds with a polite thank you.
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader whose fanbase genuinely believes he is an ethereal, kind-hearted being who cares deeply for his readers. They call him a βstorytelling angelβ and shower him with praise.
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader who, in reality, is a manipulative, enigmatic bastard. He smiles softly, speaks gently, but every word is calculated. He knows exactly how to make people obsessed with his work.
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader who is extremely meticulous about his art, spending hours perfecting every single frame. If his pen pressure is even slightly off, he will start over from scratch.
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader who writes kind, patient love interests but is personally incapable of speaking to someone without making them feel like theyβre being subtly interrogated.
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader who has a cult-like following of devoted fans who analyze his every word. He cultivates his image so perfectly that even when he does something slightly unsettling, people excuse it as part of his βgenius eccentricity.β
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader who you know, deep in your soul, is probably the most dangerous out of all of them. But his story structure is immaculate, so you keep reading.
β‘ Yandere! Webtoon Cult Leader who notices you. You, the ghost in his analytics. You, who has read every chapter, every bonus illustration, every scrap of lore heβs ever posted. Never a comment. Never a message. Just… there. Always there.
He finds himself drawing you before he even realizes it. Unconsciously shaping the curve of your face in the margins of his sketches. He tells himself itβs nothing. Just an artistβs habit.
But then he wondersβwhat would your hands look like ink-stained?
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β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who writes like heβs on crack. His stories make zero sense, filled with memes, typos, and sheer insanity. He updates at 3 AM with absolute nonsense and somehow gets a million reads.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who writes whatever the hell he wants, whenever he wants. Meme fics, unhinged crack, psychological horror, 200-word smut snippets, an entire 300k-word novel he abandoned halfway throughβpure chaos.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who writes the most batshit insane content known to mankind. His most famous work is titled something like “I Fell in Love With My Mafia Stepbrother Who is Also a Vampire and the Heir to a Billion Dollar Fortune.”
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who has no filter. One chapter is an emotionally devastating death scene, and the next is the protagonist twerking on a corpse. He will write anything. No trope is too cursed, no ship too questionable. He operates on pure, unfiltered instinct and vibes.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace whose writing is an enigmaβone moment, itβs a masterpiece of tension and poetic brilliance. The next, itβs an unhinged shitpost where the love interest is a literal baguette. There is no in-between.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who doesnβt follow writing rules. Grammar? Who cares. Plot? Maybe. Tags? Only the unhinged ones.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who has too much power. He makes polls for plot decisions, and his readers choose violence every time. Someone jokingly suggests “make the love interest a sentient toaster” and he does it.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who engages with readers in the most unhinged ways. Someone comments βI love this story!β and he replies βBet you wonβt survive the next chapter.β
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who has no writing schedule. Updates randomly at 4 AM after disappearing for months. Comes back and drops 100k words like he never left.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who, in real life, is insufferably charismatic. Talks like a Twitch streamer, always slightly unhinged, and has an energy that makes people both love and fear him.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who absolutely knows his writing is a mess but thrives in the chaos. If you complain about an unfinished story, he will write a completely different, unrelated fic out of spite.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who probably has a folder of fics titled βcursed draftsβ and actively enjoys emotionally tormenting his readers.
β‘ Yandere! Wattpad Menace who sees youβve read everything. His analytics tell him you finished 120 oneshots in one night. He drops a new fic the next day, titled, “To The Lurker Who Reads Everything: Bet You Wonβt Comment, Coward.”
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You, the dead-inside lurker, consuming all their works in silence, fascinated by their writing but never engaging. You have seen the depths of their minds. You understand the intricacies of their plots. You have read every word, every story, every update.
And yet, you will never, ever comment.
They will never know you exist.
(Or so you think.)
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General TAG LIST of βWhispers In The Darkβ: @keisocool , @elvabeth , @elloredef , @mjsjshhd , @lem-hhn , @yuki-istired , @lilyalone , @starryperson , @yandreams-storageblog , @tiffyisme3760 , @songbirdgardensworld
β€οΈ Fang Dokja’s Books.
β‘ Book 1. A Heart Devoured (AHD): A Dark Yandere Anthology
β‘ Book 2. Forbidden Fruits (FF): Intimate Obsessions, Unhinged Desires.
β‘ Book 3. World Ablaze (WA) : For You, I’d Burn the World.
β‘ Book 4 [you are here]. Whispers in the Dark (WITD): Subtle Devotion, Lingering Shadows.
β‘ Book 5. Ink & Insight (I&I): From Dead Dove to Daydreams.
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