𝐆𝐨𝐝'𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭

Your Idea of Flirting? A Box of Body Parts.

♡ Book. Whispers in the Dark (WITD): Subtle Devotion, Lingering Shadows.

♡ Word Count. 622

♡ A/N. Yandere! Neurosurgeon stories have officially been subjected to my comedy shiz posts. Also, getting mindblocked in dead dove stuff, so have some shiz posts.

♡ Yandere! Neurosurgeon who prides himself on being stoic, composed, and borderline unshakable. Until you came along—chaotic, deranged, and so unabashedly you that he’s pretty sure you exist solely to spite the Hippocratic Oath.

It’s his birthday, but he didn’t tell you that. Why? Because he didn’t trust you not to make it weird.

And yet, here you are, standing at his doorstep with the kind of grin that makes his stomach churn. You’ve got a gift-wrapped box in your hands—wrinkled paper, suspicious stains on the edges—and the sort of twinkle in your eye that screams: I’ve done something illegal, but it was for you.

“Happy Birthday, Doctor!” you chirp, thrusting the box into his chest before he can shut the door in your face.

“How do you even know it’s my birthday?” he asks, his voice flat and skeptical.

You tap your temple knowingly. “Oh, I have my ways. Now open it!”

Against his better judgment, he does. The second he peels back the wrapping paper, the smell hits him—iron, formaldehyde, and something disturbingly organic.

“What the hell is—”

“It’s a brain!” you announce proudly, like a kid showing off a macaroni art project. “Actually, there are three brains. Plus a couple of spinal cords. And—oh, my favorite—a perfectly preserved vagus nerve! Took me forever to get that one out intact.”

♡ Yandere! Neurosurgeon stares at the contents of the box, his gloved hands frozen mid-air. A human brain, alright. Two, actually. The third looks like it might belong to a chimpanzee. Nestled alongside them are neatly coiled nerves, a few bloodied scalpels, and—What the hell, is that a severed hand?

“Where,” he begins slowly, voice tight with barely restrained horror, “did you get all of this?”

You blink innocently, as if the question is offensive. “A magician never reveals her secrets.”

“This isn’t magic, this is felony-level desecration!” he snaps, stepping back as though the box might spontaneously combust.

“Oh, come on,” you pout, stepping into his space. “You’re always going on about how fascinating the brain is, how every nerve tells a story, blah blah blah. I thought this would make you happy!”

He pinches the bridge of his nose, willing himself not to scream. “I’m not happy. I’m horrified. This is—this is insane.”

“You’re blushing, though,” you tease, leaning closer.

“I’m not blushing—”

“You are! You love it, don’t you? You’re secretly flattered!”

His lips press into a thin line. Is he mortified? Absolutely. Does a small, twisted part of him feel a twinge of pride that you’ve tailored your madness so specifically to his work? …Also yes.

“I should call the police,” he mutters, setting the box down on the nearest surface.

“You won’t,” you say smugly, plopping yourself onto his couch like you belong there.

“No, I won’t,” he sighs, rubbing his temples. “God help me.”

“Happy Birthday, Doctor.”

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